Mocktails Prints

"How about a Shirley Temple on the house and then you skedaddle?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

A Good Batch.

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

I could have danced all night!

Yoga for Alcoholics

Cat Nip.

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Join me in a Martini?

Pina Coladas

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"I love this time of day."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"An everything Martini, please."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Balancing two espresso martinis

Shaken not stirred

You're the botanicals in my gin

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'