Mocktail Enthusiast Mugs

"How about a Shirley Temple on the house and then you skedaddle?"

"We card everyone. You're too old for a Shirley Temple."

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Shaken not stirred

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"An everything Martini, please."

In case of emergency, break glass.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Espresso Martini Peacock

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

Prawn Cocktail Please

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

The Martini is invented.

Baloneystini

'Fried chickens.'