Mock Trial Participant Prints

"I believe I can speak for both of us."

"It doesn't matter if anyone heard you fall, I am sure we can get you a large cash settlement."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

'Life can be tough, Peel.' - 'Yes.' - 'But you have to stay positive.' - 'Yes' - 'You have to keep telling yourself, 'This loser is funding my holiday to Hawaii.' - 'Yes.'

"We pay the living dead wage."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

Murder trials at the criminal court shown as a theatrical show

Life can be beautiful, Al. But for you, the fly in the ointment is your self-loathing. So, my question to you is, what's the fly doing in the ointment? The backstroke!

Innocent bystanders are real tough to convict: 'You saw it happen, why didn't you do anything?'

'Now we'll give the patient our drug.'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'Lower.No,lower. A way lower. - Under the arms.Under the arms! Around his chest! OK listen...- Do you want to learn the Heimlich manoeuvre or not?!!!'

The Prozac Story: 'It's a feel-good movie.'

"So, that's an extra - large pizza, burger, fries, a large milkshake and an echocardiogram..."

'It's all very well trainees learning in a classroom setting...'

A good future in politics

"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."

'Welcome to sex addicts anonymous. It appears that we are missing a chair so who would like me to sit on their lap?'

'They're just feelings. You don't have to act on them. There's no reason to have stage fright.'

"He's been on a power trip since his fantasy stock portfolio outperformed Warren Buffett's actual portfolio."

"I don't care if it's a placebo or the real thing. I just want something you take with food."

"Wait! I know the answer!"

'It's a list of things I don't like to do.'

"Last question...where do you see yourself in 30 minutes? Because I'm calling you a cab."

'Our campaign will generate a lot of hot air. Did you remember to file an environmental impact statement?'

"Now, of the twelve drugs we've tested on you, which one tasted best?"

'£400 for three hours treatment. You must think I'm crazy.'

"I was in a COVID control group and received the sugar pills. Now I'm diabetic. . ."

First we sue the guy who saved your life. We'll file a no-class-action suit.