Mobility Dreamer Pillows

"Mark my words, one day I'll own one of those."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Serenading

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Giraffe Portrait

"Convertible. Must be nice."

'He's working on a lullaby.'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Converted Parking Garage

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Space for Lease.

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'Looking for a muse, love?'

"I never know what to tip a drone."

Origami time!

"See, that's the problem with you new breed. You take rejection too personally."

"This is what I think of your stupid imaginary friend."

Hope you're still writing that novel!

Immigrating to the City

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

"Falling leaves. That's what I miss most of all."

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."