Mobility Aid Collector Pillows

"Ernie!! Watch the speed bu....."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'It seats two comfortably.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Old man has a walking stick case.

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"It's a Citroen Picasso..."

Running in please pass

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

Vincent Van Gogh in the form of a Van.

"I'm just browsing."

"Don't even think about it."

The Nobility Scooter

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

'What do you recommend for the collecting bug?'

'Dr Yomp's laxatives works for you, and loosens up the slots at the casino!'

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

'They're very easy to use - just remember not to press the large button marked 'Nitro' '

The invisible man gets carded.

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

"Ernie! Watch the speed bu..."

A laptop and a wheelchair

'Makes you feel in control, doesn't it?'