Mobility Aid Collector Pillows

"Ernie!! Watch the speed bu....."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'It seats two comfortably.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

Old man has a walking stick case.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Running in please pass

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"I'm just browsing."

Vincent Van Gogh in the form of a Van.

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

"Don't even think about it."

The Nobility Scooter

'Dr Yomp's laxatives works for you, and loosens up the slots at the casino!'

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

'What do you recommend for the collecting bug?'

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

'They're very easy to use - just remember not to press the large button marked 'Nitro' '

The invisible man gets carded.

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

"There ya go, Tia Carmen...these little adjustments will help you stay more in..."

'Makes you feel in control, doesn't it?'

A laptop and a wheelchair

"I've programmed your Satnav to take you somewhere where you'll be happy!"