Mobile Phone Manager Mugs

"Too much mis-information out there, I'm taking a break from social media. I'll let everyone know by posting it online."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"You had the persistence to figure out our complex phone system just to get an interview. You're hired!"

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"What sort of mood are you in, Michael?"

"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"I managed a house with four kids, three dogs, and twelve plants. How's that for management experience?"

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

Energy Bills

"Okay, everyone...time to clean up the house. Gracie, what job do you want?"

Duel Fuel?

"It's tough being a media exec. There's always a threat of good news breaking out."

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Aliens man telephone store named ET&T Phones.

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

'He was run over by our home. We live in a mobile home park.'

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

'So much for energy saving.'

"Line one is on line two..."

'The problem with roaming the plains is the huge roaming charge on my mobile phone...'

"We decided to have the V-chip inserted directly into his brain."