Mobile Office Designer Mugs

Modular Offices

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

"Love your feng shui!"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Bad Office Planning

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.'

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

"It's the new mobile office."

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'

'What shall I do with that? Our office has been paperless for 5 years.'

It's a Rubik's desk.

'Of course it's efficient - it's a flowchart.'

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."

"Our environmental policy might encourage tree planting. . . . but not in the office."

"These open plan offices are a nightmare, it's like Piccadilly Circus in here!"

"Our open office promotes the interchange of ideas… except they're not about work."