Mobile Game Champion Prints

"That one is for beating Eric Trump at Angry Birds."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Children playing games

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

A Classic Goldfish Game.

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

Todd's passion for gaming finally caught up with him.

'Buy 1000 more credits or the snappy slime monster will gobble your pixie.'

I worry that your camp concentrates too much on soccer. I'm ok, mom. Really. Specializing is bad for your joints and muscles. Chill, mom. I'm cross-training. Oh. I have very well-conditioned thumbs.

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

I'm going to sports camp this summer. Same. Tap tap tap. My parents think it'll help me make varsity. That'll get me into college. Same. Tap tap tap tap tap. Got him! Nice move. Too bad we can't letter in video games.

'Some of these 'free' apps end up costing loads through hidden in-app purchases!'

"Of course I'm angry—look at me."

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

Ben Pasternak

"I just gave her 100 Candy Crush lives so she won't be seeing anybody for a while."

"We talk all the time."

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

Pokémon Go in real life

"I take it you don't get out much?"

Hi, baby. Hi. Where are your parents? Over there, behind you. They're talking on their phones. Dad is also texting and playing Angry Birds. So they're not paying attention to me. Guess wut I found. Oh brother.

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

How Location-based apps cause the extinction of the woolly mammoth...

Mobile Arm-wrestling.

Rudy, you're addicted to you iPhone. You've spent $4,256.99 on apps. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You're averaging 22 apps per day. You wake up in the middle of the night to buy them. You were mentioned favorably in Apple's quarterly earnings! Thwack! Hee hee.

Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You ok in there? I think I'm dying here. What? D'you need me to call 911? I don't think that'll help. I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city. Get off your phone!!! I'm saving the kingdom here! It's important!

Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You ok in there? I think I'm dying here. What? D'you need me to call 911? I don