Mobile Gadgeteer Prints

Looking at mobile - "It's connected to the internet.. I can even get the weather forecast."

"Cool social network profile, man! You love to hang around doing nothing, eh?"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Digital Fomo!

Okay, dig that one up!

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

Welcome back students.

Planet Of The Apps.

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

Better Living Through Technology

"I am fully functional again!"

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

Where the Buffalo Roam. . . 'Can you hear me now?'

"The only solution I can see is to hold a series of long and costly hearings in order to put off finding a solution."

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

'Pacifiers away please, I'd like to start the meeting,' says the chairman.

'Would you prefer paper of plastic.'

"I forget now, but one of these buttons opens the chair back to full recline."

Technology continues to improve communication.

The Texter

"No outlet? No worries! It comes with a convenient eco-charger."

The Beer APP

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."

There goes my climbing tree stand climbing stand climbing without me again.

'The 'ayes' have it...we'll adjourn as soon as our cellphones are charged.'

The bluebird is obsolete --- I'm the drone of happiness!

'I can update you to digital, but first I'll have to update you to analogue...'