Mobile Device Retailer Mugs

Texting. Hardware. Software. Plans. Most of our business comes from word-of-thumb.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Digital Fomo!

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Phone Mittens

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

Widescreen TV.

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

Flat screen TVs and 3D TVs.

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

Why god isn't listening...

I got you a 20th anniversary present. An iPhone charger? An actual, real gift? What's the catch? House of Java Cybercafe. No catch. For the last 20 years, you've been the best whipping boy I've ever had. You're a complete tool of the technology industry. You've been a real pleasure to mock. In fact, the last 20 years of making fun of your pathetic life has made this two rewarding decades. Plug back in, whipping boy! I will outlast you, smelly old bat!

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

Push Notifications

Ascent of Digital Man

'It's about to restart.'

A Spider checking out Webcams.

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.