Mob Boss Mugs

"Interesting business proposal. We'll have to run it by illegal."

"It looks bad, boss - they got your DNA off an old tennis ball."

"I'm very touched, fellows."

"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."

"Wait—before we go any further, I'm beginning to have serious doubts about the wheelman."

"What ever happened to cement shoes and the Hudson River, slowpoke?"

"Sir, your change."

Pin it all on the donkey

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Mob Boss Runs Errands

Billy & Whitey Bulger

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I'm gonna need you to pop open the trunk, too.

'He said I couldn't fire him because he knew where the bodies were buried. Bury him alongside the others.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Boss's Desk Says No!

Golfing Boss

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"