Mlb Follower Mugs

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

No Baseball

Can't Touch This

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Vendor selling testosterone.

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'A good, but not a grand slam!'

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

"Is that one of your wood dodging balls?"

"I swear, if he says, ‘Oh, American football’ even once, we’re gonna Brexit."

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

'I think maybe they should move opening day until it's warmer.'

"Let's get this over with quick. The match starts in ten minutes."

"Your fastball is just hanging and your curve isn't breaking at all. What you should do is take an analgesic with some pain-relieving anti-inflammatory ingredients for a few days."

Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.

Leo Tolstoy tries the sports market

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

'I'm sorry...Commissioner who?'

Bret drops back in the pocket and disappears into Federal Witness Protection Program.

"Sex, drugs and sports. Didn't it used to be sex, drugs and rock and roll?"

Let the game begin.

'Strike!'

Tokyo 2020 - No Audiences