Mixed Drink Maven Prints

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

So Far So Good

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

'The highest court in the land.'

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Moon Martini

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

The violin lesson