'Oh look, you're under the misletoe, that means I can smell your bum!'
Mistletoe Mischief T-Shirts
Bring some cheeky holiday style to their wardrobe! Our Mistletoe Mischief t-shirts offer a humorous take on festive mischief, making fun, playful gifts for those who love to spread holiday cheer.
'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'
The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'
"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."
"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."
Merry Kissmas
'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'
"Don't even think about it."
A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat
"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."
"Hey, were it up to me, you'd be here for another few days, but then I'm not your insurance company."
"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."
"I've decided to be an organ donor."
'What's my fortune then?!
'What are you complaining about...they told you this was MINOR surgery!'
'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'
'I gave you a few extra stitches - Your husband's idea, really!'
"Nurse, you've mixed up the helium and oxygen again haven't you ?"
'Mr Mundello, when I said strip to the waist, I meant for you to start at the top.'
"By the way, your insurance doesn't cover these tests...JUST KIDDING! That was the stress test."
'Okay, you're due for a lube job, fluid levels check and a new ball joint. Oh, skip that...this is my list...'
Mistletoe Farm
Urine sample
Festive Flirt.
'I keep getting leadership mixed up with incitement.'
'Mom, Jason is making negative robocalls about me!'
Mistletoe
"I should've never taught you to shake."
"He's our new expert in logistics and 24 hour global delivery systems."
Hospital "They fell off the back of a trolley"
Social distancing has put a dampener on any kissing under the mistletoe.
Next year Timmy gets socks for his birthday
What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe.
Please form a queue.
'This case has taken a strange twist -- it turns out that my nurse is allergic to you.'
Mistletoe Mischief T-Shirts Collection
Mistletoe Mischief Mugs
Discover more playful holiday mugs and humor-filled designs that celebrate the cheeky side of festivities on our mugs page.
Mistletoe Mischief Pillows
Add a fun and mischievous touch to your living space with our creative Mistletoe Mischief pillows, a cozy way to celebrate the holiday spirit.
Mistletoe Mischief Prints
Brighten up your walls with playful holiday art prints from our Mistletoe Mischief collection, perfect for adding a humorous touch to your festive décor.