Mistletoe Maven Mugs

Merry Kissmas

Muscles

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Save the unicorn.

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Myths and legends...

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Musical genres

Upper West Side Story

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Boarway Show

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

The Music Lover.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"Don't even think about it."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Body Building Mishap

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Facial hair continental drift.

Masterpiece?