Mistletoe Maven Mugs

Merry Kissmas

Muscles

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Save the unicorn.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Myths and legends...

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Upper West Side Story

Musical genres

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Boarway Show

Nick Cave

Leonard Cohen

Body Building Mishap

The Music Lover.

Masterpiece?

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"Don't even think about it."

Facial hair continental drift.

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."