Mistake Reflector Prints

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

"John, the bees go on the outside."

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

'Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.'

'If we happen to experience deja vu, let's make sure we do some things differently.'

When can you get rid of the crutches? Doctor says now, lawyer says not yet.

'There is no room in the church for damaged goods Rodney.'

'If you just keep harping on the *#@!! results, you'll never be able to see what a perfectly sound economic theory it was.'

'What a trip I had - I accidentally got on a drone.'