Mission Statement Enthusiast Gifts

Doing business in the same location since the dawn of time.

"Alright, settle down! Settle down!"

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Team Leader

Welcome to the Team

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

The devil you know and his plus one

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"It's a long term goal."

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."