Missing Person Case Mugs

"So when we find her you want her to have this."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Barristers

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

Justice 4 Ron

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Counsel examining witness

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."

'Being granted immunity doesn't include not having to pay my bill.'

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

'Luckily you caught it in time while you're still alive to sue.'

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!

All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Oh-oh, we're in trouble!"

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

"Oh I never lose any sleep over my criminal cases. I figure that even if I lose, I'm not the one going to Jail!"

"The only thing trivial about pursuing this trivial lawsuit is my fee!"

'This HS2 brief is the kind of work I live for!'

"If you can prove my innocence to the court, I'll give you half of my cut, from the bank job."

'It had a happy ending... the guy loses the girl, but finds a good attorney.'

Art Museum: Lost and Found - Hats/Coats/Wax.

Business traveller dreaming of home.

Lawyers offices, with todays score card. - Won...Lost ...Tied

"You're my ideal client. A man with a LOT of money, in a LOT of trouble."

Barrister makes vain appeal for thuggish looking defendant

"As your solicitor, I suggest you take it through the courts. As your friend I suggest you don't waste your money."

"OK, state of New Mexico vs. Alex Baldwin, take two... aaaand ACTION!"