Mismatched Planner Prints

"Next walk, we’re going to the park."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"So...do you have a job now?"

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

'Wait a minute! Aren't you the chap who refused planning permission on the St., Mary's church extension?'

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

"I started a new business. . ."

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

Fly-drive

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

'You and your shortcuts.'

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

'Hey, honey, remember when I told you to expect a big surprise on our anniversary? Well, I snuck off to go hunting with Cliff - SURPRISE!'

"I'm firing a few arrows into the air. They'll fall to earth at the morning meeting after I've cleared my desk."

"So this is your plan B?!"

'And leave any chocolatey looking bits - the cat's been in the garden again,'

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

Lawn mower breaking kit

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.