Mishap Mirth Seeker Pillows

'The clay one You're meant to shoot the clay pigeon'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Sorry'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Discus accidents.

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

Horse accidents

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

"Oh no - I've laminated my hand again. . . !!"

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

'This time you hold the nail!'

"Oh no!"

Miniature Golf.

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

"I count four... and there should be five."