Mischievous Tradition Lover Mugs

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Shall I be mother?

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Maypole

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Shavuot - Like!

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Time for Tea

Misery lit...

Queen reigning.

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

First Marriage.

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

Happy Hogmanay!

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

Law Books

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

"We had this last year."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

Christmas has officially started too early. Carols.