Mischief Admirer Prints

'Ok, who threw that?'

"I didn't say he was 'house broken' I said he was a 'house breaker'"

God Lightens Up

"Do you have any idea what you've done?"

"Well, he can't have gone far. He knows he's not allowed to go up the stairs."

"...We were just messin' with ya. Greg?"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Dog with chew toy.

"Will claw up your furniture and poop on your bed for food."

Cat Christmas

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'A penny saved is another thing for you to knock off the dresser.'

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

'This thing between us two is not going to work...you get the picture?'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Which one's yours?"

Magic Tricks

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"That was definitely mine."