Mirthful Putter Prints

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"Duh!"

'Moron.'

Thanks God!

'As a patient I'm glad because the doctor cured me. As a lawyer I'm sad because there's no reason to sue that guy.'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"Innocent, your honor."

Golfer hitting a die.

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

Neanderthal Golf.

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

'I learned a new word today!'

Gambler And Umpire

'Nurse! The chart says comatose, not comb his toes!'

"Says here you like to play practical jokes..."

'How did the first game go?' - 'I hit a ball in one.'

'The second opinion I got advised me to sue you for malpractice.'

Golfer uses 'eeny, meeny, miny, mo' to decide which club to use.

Holy Golf

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'When you said this course was untouched by time, you weren't kidding.'

Why Golf is an Outdoor Sport.

Golf Heaven: Is it like I'd imagined? Yeah, pretty much.

'Um... no. I don't think so.'

'Quiet!' (to bird in a tree).