Mirthful Moments Enthusiast Gifts

'Moron.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Sitting in a tree

Malfunctioning geyser

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

Welcome to our meeting!

'I love my mum and dad!'

Husband Descending a Staircase After Tripping on his Wife's Shoes

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

'Your little one is giving the sitter a big kiss-of life.'

"Stop arguing - I'll walk myself."

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

Velocirappers

"I'd steer clear of that guy Jill, he's all sorts of trouble..."

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

'They say that six is the new four.'

Man getting dressed captures small child in the material,

'One baby, one placenta, one umbilical cord...stock-taking never takes long in here.'

'My drawings on the fridge are nice, but my video of grandmom putting them there just went viral!'

Woman Dancing.

'Will this take long? I'm late for a very important date.'

Jester

Hound dog sniffing and pointing at bunny slippers.

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

"One day, you'll look back on all your youthful mistakes and remember how adorable you were while making them."

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"

Bob and Sarah were enjoying a magical evening together until, lost in the moment, Bob bubbled in the bathwater.

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'

'The postman woke me up at five this morning... That's the last time I sleep with him.'

"You can perform a satanic ritual in the poultry department when you're older."