Mirthful Moments Enthusiast Gifts

'Moron.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Sitting in a tree

Malfunctioning geyser

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

Welcome to our meeting!

Husband Descending a Staircase After Tripping on his Wife's Shoes

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

'I love my mum and dad!'

It's a shame, but I'm still deciding if it

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

'Your little one is giving the sitter a big kiss-of life.'

"Stop arguing - I'll walk myself."

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

Velocirappers

"I'd steer clear of that guy Jill, he's all sorts of trouble..."

'My drawings on the fridge are nice, but my video of grandmom putting them there just went viral!'

'One baby, one placenta, one umbilical cord...stock-taking never takes long in here.'

Man getting dressed captures small child in the material,

'They say that six is the new four.'

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"

'Will this take long? I'm late for a very important date.'

"One day, you'll look back on all your youthful mistakes and remember how adorable you were while making them."

Woman Dancing.

Hound dog sniffing and pointing at bunny slippers.

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

Jester

Bob and Sarah were enjoying a magical evening together until, lost in the moment, Bob bubbled in the bathwater.

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'

"This counts as one wish, by the way."

'The postman woke me up at five this morning... That's the last time I sleep with him.'