Mirror Mimic Mugs

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"So, have you two fallen out again?"

"I tested very high in playing."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"Don't repeat this."

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"A minute on the lips"

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

"You're so vein."

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Complaints department

"Times were when I used to think we had so much in common, you and I."

A Cow Reversing

'This one was hatched within the sound of Bow bells.'

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"He loves her, but he's not in love with her."

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

"What do you think? Too 'Tintin'?"

'Yes, you look stunning. Can I put the mirror down now?'

"...Now try and guess this one..."

Performance.

'Arthur! When are you going to start accepting the passage of time?'

Call of the Domesticated.