Miracle Meme Lover Mugs

"Don't take this wrong, we 5,000 are appreciative of the food, we just thought next time a little variety might be nice."

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

The Modern Novel.

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Mark Zuckerberg

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Moses as a child.

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

Uncle Donnie

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"Tinnitus?"

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

Internet Magazine.

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

'for more obit info, go to...'

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I think this one's more recent."

"Are these the Top Ten Commandments?"

#FAIL

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."