Miracle-believer In Finance Prints

'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

I have a dream.

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

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Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

'Church of the Divine Healing with an Emergency Room.'

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

Miracles on 34th Street.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

"Typical. You don't even know what's impossible!"

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'

'Prof. Sigurdt has made giant strides in making genetic engineering profitable.'

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

'This is going to hurt, I'm afraid. . .I can't afford to pay.'