Minimum Wage Employee Prints

"Look at this paycheck! It's practically nothing! Tomorrow, most of this will be gone! And it happens over and over...every two weeks! How do people live like this?"

"Great...after taxes, our Christmas bonus is 10 bucks. I hear the boss gave himself a $5,000 bonus."

'Salaries Manager. No.'

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

Time Out For Teddy

Not much money, glory, or praise

Night-shift entrance

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

"We pay the living dead wage."

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

"You're in luck. We have an opening for low man on the totem pole."

"What should I say this is about?"

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

"They might tell you that starting out down here is standard procedure, but it isn't."

'In other words, we want you to get paid like our union employees.'

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

"I don't think we'll ever see a day when robots replace us humans."

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

Toast labor day with union crafted beer!

'Watch out or they'll shove higher wages and better life down your throat!'

'I refuse to get a job as long as my allowance is higher than minimum wage.'

"Whoa, don't hand me my pay cheque. I'm allergic to peanuts!"

"Sometimes I wonder why we bother with unions these days."

"I'm married to my job - I just wish she was UNION!"

'I was fired from my last job for making too many bloomers. And I've just been fired from this one for not making enough!'

Man at desk to mime: 'You heard wrong, sir - it's the United MINE workers.'

Non-Union Cat: Will Mouse For Mice.