Minimalist Parent T-Shirts

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Maybe clean out your wallet

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"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Not to mention the park view."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

People and robots

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

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"Hoarder."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Less is more.

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'