Minimalist Parent T-Shirts

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Not to mention the park view."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

People and robots

New from Low-Key Press.

"Hoarder."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

Less is more.

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.