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"Well, yes, we did have to downsize operations a bit ... "

That shows business confidence.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

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Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man showing in the rain.

"Now this I get."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"Hoarder."

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Less is more.

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Marcello Mastroianni.

'My philosophy is that the bigger you are, the smaller the desk you need.'

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

Art gallery: 'I think it's lovely.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"As you can see, it comes fully furnished!"

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

I could have tinkered with it forever, but at some point you have to stop and call art finished.