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'So what's this new hobby of yours?'

That shows business confidence.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man showing in the rain.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

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"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Not much money, glory, or praise

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."