Minimalist Champions Mugs

'We have to build an ark -- We're in for a MAJOR downsizing.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

That shows business confidence.

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man showing in the rain.

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

The Bare Minimum

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

New from Low-Key Press.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Less is more.

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."