Minimalist Artist Mugs

Minimalist Painter.

"It's very minimalistic isn't it?"

That shows business confidence.

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

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Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man showing in the rain.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

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"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Now this I get."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

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"Hoarder."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"