Minicab Driver Pillows

'School of minicab drivers.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Child driving a toy car

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

A Quiet Rebuke.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Are we broke yet?'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Better times ahead.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.