Miniaturization Gifts

Shrunken man riding on a microscopic bug

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

King Kongs first christmas

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Sushi Train Set.

A small man under a giant microscope.

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Tiny people.

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Remote control car breakdown.

Child with a junior chemistry set in the complaints department.

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

Table Tennis ball-boys

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

Mini Computer

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

'... and the house prices are still going up.'