Miniature World Explorer Pillows

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The Two Doors

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

"Dang it, we're still between the windows - doesn't the GPS show where we got in?"

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Bike Rides

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

'So what have you been up to?'

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Recession - A Zen Mindfulness Retreat

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

Exploring in the countryside.

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

Chaironaut

"Don't give him air- he's anaerobic!"

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Blood Peer Pressure.

'Looks like these little critters are not asexual after all.'

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

Tolkien Characters That Never Made it out of the Author's Notebooks

Gingerbread man escaping.

"I've seen him bench-press four rubber tree plants."

Model Village

"Ambitions... to stand on my own two feet."