Miniature Politicians Pillows

'What do you mean, Poll Tax?'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"He likes it."

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

King Kongs first christmas

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Sushi Train Set.

A small man under a giant microscope.

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Little girl playing childrens hospital

Tiny people.

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

Table Tennis ball-boys

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

Mini Computer

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

"If he can run for mayor, I bet I can be mayor some day too!"