Miniature Multitasker Mugs

Okay, I'm late, I've lost my jacket and I've tracked mud through the house - but I'm REALLY learning to multi-task!

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Hassled Mother.

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Creative entrepreneur at work

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

Homeschooling

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

The Swiss Arm-y Wife

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

Stroller Cellphone

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'