Miniature Marauder Mugs

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

I do all of my banking online now.

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

"Adverbs, adjectives, conjunctions, clauses...I'll never learn to speak English!"

Playpen Jailbreak.

Manuscripts.

'While you were attempting to seize the day, our competition seized a big chunk of our business!'

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

"Some of the guys are worried about your commitment to the whole marauding barbarian thing."

"I put a wet paint sign on our bench at the mall so we'll have a place to sit."

'What are you trying to do...blow our cover?!! Take off that mask!'

The Commandos go shopping

'You make a HELLUVA bowl of chili, Donna!!'

"I know you people are a bunch of incurable optimists, but I think this financial report is the cure for that."

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'

'Our guest has asked that we obscure his identity.'

'Wait a minute - isn't it a bad sign when the 'fasten seatbelts' sign is flashing?'

'I don't know Melissa, you said a bb gun was more dangerous!'

"I don’t get it - we had all those meetings."

'Did you know there's a miniature woman tied to the train tracks who looks remarkably like me?'

'If I'm not home by midnight, my wife turns on the electric fence.'

Graveyard Shifts