Miniature Forest Enthusiast Mugs

Why the Bonzai Forest struggles.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Walsh Miniatures

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

Mini Computer

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

A computer mouse's offspring.

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

The Three Bears - pocket version

'What are you doing?!'

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

"I think I'm going to fall! Will one of you please make a note of the sound in case anyone every asks?"

Bryant and May match heads

"This would be called scorched earth, not leave no trace."