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'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'Outside with that!'

Election 2020

'Harrison will make the hard decisions and Dunwoody will rationalize them.'

Fork in the trail.

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

'I've studied the issues, reviewed the facts, considered all the alternatives and decided 'The hell with it'.'

"Take this box of rumors, innuendo and hearsay and turn it into decisive leadership."

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

I hear you are good at making snap decisions.

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.

I've learned over the years that for every action, there is equal and opposite blowback.

The road less traveled.

'I have no doubt this is the best way to choose our new associate.'

"He leaves the Sendak lying around, but he's never actually read it."

People liked running things past Michael.

Digital or analog elevators.

No Coin Flipping

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

'I think I've perfected my simplified management style.'

"Would you like a piece of advice or the whole pie?"

"Do you ever find yourself wondering, 'What would Batman do in this situation?'"