Miniature Decision Maker T-Shirts

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Election 2020

'Outside with that!'

'Harrison will make the hard decisions and Dunwoody will rationalize them.'

Fork in the trail.

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'I've studied the issues, reviewed the facts, considered all the alternatives and decided 'The hell with it'.'

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

I hear you are good at making snap decisions.

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"Take this box of rumors, innuendo and hearsay and turn it into decisive leadership."

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.

'I have no doubt this is the best way to choose our new associate.'

"He leaves the Sendak lying around, but he's never actually read it."

I've learned over the years that for every action, there is equal and opposite blowback.

The road less traveled.

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

People liked running things past Michael.

Digital or analog elevators.

No Coin Flipping

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

"Would you like a piece of advice or the whole pie?"

'I think I've perfected my simplified management style.'