Miniature Critic Mugs

"Some people collect miniatures, but we feel we have too much money for that."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"They're class action figures."

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

A musician bowing a tiny guitar

Walsh Miniatures

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

Mini Computer

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

The Three Bears - pocket version

A computer mouse's offspring.

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'... and the house prices are still going up.'

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

'Another breakthrough, Mr. Higbe...A calculator that's too small to use.'

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

Bryant and May match heads