Miniature Collector Prints

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"I should warn you Sir, that some of these hats may only be viewed under a powerful electron microscope."

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

The ants were frustrated when the equipment they ordered for their farm arrived, and they couldn't figure out how to get to it.

King Kongs first christmas

"I don't think much of the mini bar."

Joe's Foot-long Subs: A Man discovers he has been given a little real Submarine.

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Plugged progress

"So how much have you saved for your car?"

"This model gives you a sense of being in charge."

"Got anything smaller?" (clown talking to a used car salesman looking at a tiny clown car)

Girl collects hotel toiletries.

"What do you think of my Tiny Wind Turbine collection?"

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

The Mouse Golfer

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. V

Man selling figures

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

"You order the microbrew?"

"What about financing?"

"Estate sale"

Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith & Smithereens

A matador faces off a tiny bull

"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."