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'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'But you said to clean my room.'

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Again? I read you your Miranda rights last night."

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

A small man under a giant microscope.

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Make good decisions!

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Daddy's Litigious Girl

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

'I thought I told you not to play 'foreclosure eviction' with your sister's doll house!'

They're class action figures.

"Your earlier work was better."

'I'd like to come out and play but I can't find a sitter.'

"I think this is the last year he'll believe in Father Christmas, he's asking a lot of questions"

A young boy shaving

'What do you mean, Poll Tax?'

Model Shop

"'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' by Lilia Anya, all rights reserved, which includes the right to reproduce this essay or portions thereof in any form whatsoever, including, but not limited to, novel, screenplay, musical, television miniseries, home vid

'Pinky swear doesn't cut it anymore. My attorney has a few documents for you to sign.'