Mini Tech Detectives Prints

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

'How do you measure the success of your blog?'

"You fix it by buying a new one."

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

Careful - Ginger left the sniffing app open, and it shared her scent with everyone.

You Always Get to Be the Good Guy

"Anything?"

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?' - 'Is she nuts! She's way too big for that size. She'll destroy it if she tries it on...but if I don't answer her soon she'll destroy me...'

Spyware is easy to see, if you know where to look.

'My list is on the CD.'

"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"

'I'd love to tell who did it, but I'm protecting my source.'

"I can never get the things right to prove I'm not a robot."

"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."

Peeping Drone