Mini Socialites Prints

"I wonder if I should ask him to play."

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Online marriage ceremony.

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Happy thanksgiving!"

"Brian's considering the optics."

A day at the races

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Dog Teenagers

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"Your party just totally blew us away."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'