Mini-series Enthusiast Prints

"Never mind my lawyer - I want to call my agent. this will make a great mini-series."

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Snail Racing

"They're class action figures."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

Petrol vs electric car

Walsh Miniatures

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

Mini Computer

"Your assignment is to analyze any one day in history and explain how you would adapt it to a cable TV miniseries."

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

A computer mouse's offspring.

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

The Three Bears - pocket version

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.