Mini Programmers Prints

'Now he'll learn to spealie Bill Gates.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

The Computer Bore

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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Google car."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Evolution.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Playdough's The Republic

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"