Mini Prayer Warrior Prints

Young child saying grace

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Monk Prompt

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

Martial Arts

"We missed you at church Sunday."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

Nun Binning the Devil

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Minister Starts at a New Church

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

Call Center.

'God Bless Momma, and Daddy and Fluffy...'

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

'Perhaps you need a more reverent prayer than, 'Come on, God, help me out.'

Husband to kneeling wife: 'Praying for a snow day is great, Martha, except that we live in Boca Raton.'

The Force of Example.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

My belief is better than yours!

"Dave's away from his desk, I'm afraid. Can I take a message, or read you his browser history."