Mini Prayer Warrior Prints

Young child saying grace

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Monk Prompt

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Martial Arts

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

Nun Binning the Devil

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Minister Starts at a New Church

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Call Center.

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

'God Bless Momma, and Daddy and Fluffy...'

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

Husband to kneeling wife: 'Praying for a snow day is great, Martha, except that we live in Boca Raton.'

The Force of Example.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

'Perhaps you need a more reverent prayer than, 'Come on, God, help me out.'

My belief is better than yours!

"Dave's away from his desk, I'm afraid. Can I take a message, or read you his browser history."