Mini Planner Extraordinaire Prints

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Babies.

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"So did you folks have a nice vacation?"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

"When I win the lottery, I'm gonna spend four months a year at my South Beach condo...five months a year at my Malibu pad...and six months a year at my Caribbean beach house."

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

'Smart bloke.'

No caption. (Baby decides which bottle to choose from a rack in a basement. The rack looks very much like a wine rack.)

Cat's Calendar.

"You're very punctual, but you may lack a little in ability to plan ahead."

"We also have urns, if you want to think outside the box."

'She is using that 16-buck cat litter! As soon as she's done, let's get in, act disgusted, then pee on the floor.'

"I'm not convinced you're getting this, Darren."

"Exercise: Check! Diet: Check! No vices: Check!"

'We have to build an ark - It's part of His restructuring plan.'

"Thursday I'm battling the forces of evil. How about Friday?"

'I've got this great electronic calendar. It synchronises my mobile, my desktop, and my laptop.'

Advent calendar for lazy people

Fly By Seat Of Pants